Ahhh the age-old question. Like knife, gnome and autumn, we decided to totally screw with you and chuck an unnecessary extra letter in there. It’s pronounced TOOBS, but everything’s better in twos, so we added the W. Now that you’re in on it, feel free to point and giggle when your friends mispronounce.
Well, we’re kinda a footwear brand. But kinda not really. See, we didn’t really agree with the way most shoes were being created. So we decided to create something, well, kinder. We’re taking the fast out of ‘fashion’ by creating colourful, comfy shoes out of good-for-the-planet materials that are made to last. So, we’re not just about footwear, we’re about being kinder to your feet, furry friends and the planet.
That’s kinda a great question, and we want to do the answer justice, so we created a whole section of our website dedicated to answering just that. You can read all about how we’re a kinder brand here.
Well, we don't really think we can call any fashion sustainable right now, but that's for another Ted Talk. While we may not have all the answers, we’re putting our best foot forward when it comes to reducing our impact on the planet. From our Earth-loving Sweet Soles to our Takesies Backsies recycle program. There’s lots of practical stuff we’re doing to up our eco-game. If this floats your boat, you can read more about it here
Dude, it’s 2022. This is a store. But instead of driving there, finding a parking space, stopping on the way to buy vegan froyo blah blah blah you just click some buttons, and voila! The shoes arrive at your doorstep. So yes, you can buy them in a store - this amazing online one!
Shipping costs are the worst, and we'd totally rather be sending you your TWOOBS by owl post... but until we can train the owls to stop keeping the shoes for themselves (typical), we ship within Aus for a $10 flat fee, and you can buy as many pairs as you want for that price. If you spend over $200, then we'll shout you free
shipping. We're cool like that. For the d-low on international shipping prices, head here.
If you have a mailbox, we’re pretty confident we’ll be able to get them to you. Unless you’re on some remote island in the middle of the ocean with nothing but a monkey for a best friend and your mailbox is carved out of coconuts… in which case, can we come?
Can unicorns fly? Hint, the answer starts with ya- and ends with -as. When you complete your order you’ll be sent an email with all the deets.
It typically takes about 3 - 5 days for your order to arrive, depending on the post service. Hang tight, international friends, your order will most likely take the same amount of time as the perfect Hawaiin getaway — about 10 days.
Sure do! Our new inclusive size range and wider fit mean there’s a TWOOBS to suit men, women, non-binary people, and people of all gender expressions and foot shapes. All our styles are available in sizes 36 - 45. If we don't make shoes in your size, then let us know.
The poo emoji, duh. Isn’t it everyone’s?
We get it, sometimes the fit ain’t right or you realise you prefer Jonathan Van Noir to RougePaul. If that’s the case, don’t worry. TWOOBS aren’t easily offended. Head to our returns portal within one month of purchase and follow the steps to lodge your return. For international returns and exhcnages, send us an email at email@example.com.
Just a heads up, our shipping costs aren't refundable.
We’re proud to say TWOOBS is 100% vegan! Other than the puppies who may have suffered from being overly cuddled while we perfected the art of sandal creation, absolutely not. All our shoes are made with vegan-friendly materials and are PETA-Approved Vegan.
Use them as Christmas ornaments instead of shoes. But if you’re sold on this whole wearing-them-on-your-feet idea, we recommend applying Protecty Stuff before their big debut. This will keep the material from getting stained so you can just give them a bit of a wipe down every so often when they get dirty. You can also stuff socks or swimwear in them when you’re travelling to help them keep their shape.
TWOOBS are always appropriate! To the beach, going shopping, hanging at parties, eating donuts in your underwear… Unless you get invited to have tea with the Queen, then you should probably find something that more says ‘Hey Liz, let’s get a selfie?’ On second thought, TWOOBS are the right choice there too.