Care: How to take care of your TWOOBS:

Introduce yourself.
Go on, give them a little hug when they arrive, you know you want to.

Protecty time.
Resist the urge to take your TWOOBS out for a spin, and spray them with Protecty Stuff first. Especially if they're a lighter colour. You should respray every sixish months

Oops, they dirty.
Over time you might notice dirt and dust start to build up on the soles, you can give ‘em a rub down with the Blooper Booper + some water. The soles are durable so don't be afraid to put on some Lizzo and get a little scrubby with it.

Oops, I spilled.
Don't worry, Protecty got your back. You should spot clean your TWOOBS as soon as you spill on them though. The Blooper Booper + water with a light touch is best for the straps.

Oops, they dirty, I spilled, and I didn't use Protecty.
No stress! Have we mentioned the Blooper Booper? Give your TWOOBS a little rub-a-dub-dub with the Blooper Booper and some warm water on a cloth. Also go get some Protecty for next time ya silly sausage.

Note: Getting TWOOBS too wet may result in damage, so spot clean & use minimal water. To lift tough stains, leave soap to soak.