How to take care of your TWOOBS:

Introduce yourself.

Go on, give them a little hug when they arrive, you know you want to.

Protecty time.

Resist the urge to take your TWOOBS out for a spin, and spray them with Protecty Stuff first. Especially if they’re a lighter colour. You should respray every sixish months.

Oops, they dirty.

Over time you might notice dirt and dust start to build up on the soles, you can give ‘em a rub down with some soap + water. Here's a soap bar we prepared earlier! The soles are durable so don’t be afraid to put on some Lizzo and get a little scrubby with it.

Oops, I spilled.

Don’t worry, Protecty got your back. You should spot clean your TWOOBS as soon as you spill on them though. A little soap + water with a light touch is best for the straps.

Oops, they dirty, I spilled, and I didn’t use Protecty.

No stress, the Blooper Booper laundry bar does wonders for stains. We recommend using it with a light touch. Also go get some Protecty for next time ya silly sausage. 

TLC, always. 
Store your TWOOBS out of the sun and in a dry, airy space to keep them looking and feeling as fresh as a daisy.