The TWOOBS community (hey that's you!) has offset 2,480,025kg of carbon with EcoCart. That's:
Electricity Savings1769 homes yearlyTree Seedlings15168 over 1 yearWind Turbines2.5 for 1 year
Please select Protecty Stuff and the Blooper Booper before adding to cart.
Clean queens, stain sinners, and those of us who can never seem to eat a meal without gravity taking hold of our food and sending it straight to our sandals, the Scrub Club is for you.
Join us in the fight against food stains, with our vegan, cruelty-free and no-nasties clean products, crafted especially for you and your TWOOBS.
What’s included: 1 x Protecty Stuff - aka the stuff that’s going to keep your shoes cleaner for longer. 1 x Blooper Booper - aka the thing that’ll clean your shoes up when you tell an animated story, coffee in hand.
MaterialsThe Blooper Booper:
Made from coconut oil, rice bran oil, lye, water and alkaline powder.
Made from Sio2, Protecty Stuff is odourless and free from parabens, sulphates, phosphates, petrochemicals, chlorine, soap, alcohol or dyes. Making it safe to use around people, pets & plants.
Each bottle is made from 100% recyclable aluminium and can be recycled at home! Please remove spray nozzle before recycling.
CareHow to take care of your TWOOBS:
Introduce yourself. Go on, give them a little hug when they arrive, you know you want to.
Protecty time. Resist the urge to take your TWOOBS out for a spin, and spray them with Protecty Stuff first. Especially if they're a lighter colour. You should respray every sixish months.
Oops, they dirty. Over time you might notice dirt and dust start to build up on the soles, you can give ‘em a rub down with the Blooper Booper + some water. The soles are durable so don't be afraid to put on some Lizzo and get a little scrubby with it.
Oops, I spilled. Don't worry, Protecty got your back. You should spot clean your TWOOBS as soon as you spill on them though. The Blooper Booper + water with a light touch is best for the straps.
Oops, they dirty, I spilled, and I didn't use Protecty. No stress! Have we mentioned the Blooper Booper? Give your TWOOBS a little rub-a-dub-dub with the Blooper Booper and some warm water on a cloth. Also go get some Protecty for next time ya silly sausage.
Note: Getting TWOOBS too wet may result in damage, so spot clean and use minimal water. To lift tough stains, leave soap to soak after step 3.
Shipping
Within Aus: If you spend $50, we'll shout you free standard shipping! We're cool like that.
$10 standard shipping on orders under $50 (3-4 business days from dispatch).
$20 express shipping (1-2 business days from dispatch).
Shipping to NZ:
$15 standard shipping (3-5 business days from dispatch).
$25 express shipping (2-3 business days from dispatch).
USA & Rest of World:
$20 standard shipping (2-3 weeks from dispatch).
$30 express shipping (1-2 weeks from dispatch).
Pre-orders: If your order includes an item available on pre-order and a pair of in-stock shoes, we will dispatch your in-stock items within 7 business days of receiving your order. Otherwise, your order will be held and sent once the pre-order item is available.
Returns
We don't ever want anyone to end up with a pair of shoes they don't love (wouldn't that be terrible for the planet... and your wardrobe space) so we accept returns refunds or exchanges on all orders, as long as:
You contact us within one month of purchase (we know it can take a couple of weeks to get around to these things).
The shoes haven't been worn - please make sure you're trying them on inside.
They are not marked as Final Sale.
You can find all the info on returns and exchanges here.
FAQs
Were any animals harmed in the making of TWOOBS?
We’re proud to say TWOOBS is 100% vegan! Other than the puppies who may have suffered from being overly cuddled while we perfected the art of sandal creation, absolutely not. All our shoes are made with vegan-friendly materials and are PETA-Approved Vegan.
So in what ways are you a kinder brand?
That’s kinda a great question, and we want to do the answer justice, so we created a whole section of our website dedicated to answering just that. You can read all about how we’re a kinder brand here.
Can I buy your super cool life changing shoes in stores?
If you live in Byron Bay (lucky you!) you can come visit our first IRL store here. Otherwise, dude it’s 2024. This here website is a store. But instead of driving there, finding a parking space, stopping on the way to buy vegan froyo blah blah blah you just click some buttons, and voila! The shoes arrive at your doorstep. So yes, you can buy them in a store - in Byron or at this amazing online one!
Does TWOOBS deliver everywhere in the world?
If you have a mailbox, we’re pretty confident we’ll be able to get them to you. Unless you’re on some remote island in the middle of the ocean with nothing but a monkey for a best friend and your mailbox is carved out of coconuts… in which case, can we come?
One or more of the items in your cart is a recurring or deferred purchase. By continuing, I agree to the cancellation policy and authorize you to charge my payment method at the prices, frequency and dates listed on this page until my order is fulfilled or I cancel, if permitted.
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