We see TWOOBS in your future.
And if, like us, you've ever wanted to know which ones match your horoscope (extremely important info), we're finally putting the case to rest with a very comprehensive and not at all made-up breakdown.
Sooooo, let the ASTWOLOGY readings begin.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
There's no one quite like an Aries girlie (slay). They're universally admired and maybs just a teensy bit feared.
We think nothing says bold, sassy and confident AF like The OG+ in Fl-orange Pugh.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
We all know and love a relaxed, earthy, at-one-with-nature Taurean.
And what could match that vibe better than The Slidekick in Julia Rob-earth?
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
It's hard to pin a Gemini down, cos they've probably already triple-booked the next three Saturday nights.
Cue The OG+ in Candy Moore, AKA the ultimate footwear for a social butterfly. Guaranteed to leave them comfy and blister-free no matter how many dance floors they tear up.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancers are a true water sign, sooooo they probs haven't left the beach all summer long (jealous).
Lucky we have shoesies that are too-many-steps-to-the-beach proof and ouch-that's-some-hot-sand proof. Yep, The OG in Ni-cobalt Kidman is their new bestie.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
We loveeee Leos! A true ride-or-die to the ones they love, Leos are the kinda friend we know we can call to:
a) spontaneously get a matching tattoo
b) cry, laugh and cry laughing on the phone for 5 hours straight
c) take up classes in an obscure instrument
d) do all of the above in 24 hours
Obviously their TWOOB of choice is gonna be The OG+ in Limey Cyrus.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Okay Virgos, how does it feel to be the most organised person in the entire universe?
You're probs everyone's Accountant/Travel Agent/Wedding Planner all in one, and we bet nothing brings you more joy than organising every drawer in your house (same tho).
Aaaand we know Virgos are going to make a very sensible, versatile shoe choice (based on a cost-per-wear analysis of course).
Enter, The OG in Jonathan Van Noir.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
We think everyone needs a bitta Libra in their lives. They bring peace and harmony to their friends and are also major social butterflies.
They also wanna look cool but comfort is key (AKA they live by the TWOOBS core values). So we reckon The Slidekick in Margot Rob-pink is a Libra's dream shoe.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpios are fiery AF (despite being a water sign), passionate and powerful.
Of course they're an OG+ in Rouge Paul.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Oh heyyyyy, it's our Sagittariun adventurer! These peeps are usually making us all jealous with their plans. It could be a destination (did someone say Maldives?!), or a spiritual awakening.
And we bet they've read The Untethered Soul approximately 100 times (don't worry, us too).
Basically, Sagittariuns need one shoe that can do it allllll. AKA The OG in Priyan-khaki Chopra.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorns have a certain je ne sais quoi, and they know it. They've somehow mastered the qualities we all want - fearless and ambitious, they'll tell it to ya straight (and probs with a bit of sass).
Obvs they need a shoe as sturdy as they are, and we think they've met their match with the BWOOT in Jonathan Van Noir.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarians are a bit of a smarty pants in the best way possible. They're super duper passionate about their fave social causes, which makes 'em some of the most caring peeps you'll ever meet.
We reckon they need something practical that takes them from a morning of volunteering to an afternoon of debating (followed by an evening at a fancy restaurant cos it's all about balance).
And well, no shoe does it all better than The OG in Jane Fondant.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Ooooo, Pisces are our fave because they give us witchey vibes. Like, they somehow pick up on every emotion and often have a sixth sense that guides them through life. We could all use a bit of that TBH.
Comfort is key to a Pisces because of their sensitivity, so we think some extra arch support from The Slidekick in Priyan-khaki Chopra is right up their alley.